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ITS A NEW KIND OF WAR - JAHAN GERE
Hello my fellow constituants, I would like to be the first
to let you know that War has been declared between our greatest rappers. Sam Dog
with his stylish raps, Sam Jelly with his PB & J lyrics, and Mack-10 with his
mid-eastern flows. Below you will find some freestyle words for your enjoyment
and consideration. John King Productions has acquired the rights to this
Rap-Match. To the winner will be given a life-time supply of Rogain, "Stronger
than heredity." Once you have consumed the plethora of wordage on the site, you
may go back to the homepage and cast your vote as to whom you belive to be the
best rapper. Vote cautiously, as you only get one vote. Now, in order to bring
you up to the minute updates on the events taking place regarding this
Rap-Match, I will give you a random direct quote from Sam Dog: "Sam Jellllly has
no style, my style in impetuous, he ain't no Alexander, I'm Alexander." He was
also spotted calling his challengers' mothers "whores." Please keep in mind that
John King Productions would never make up such impressive stories even in order
to help Raj get more hits on this site. Please stay tuned for updated photos
outside Danny's house where a live sanctioned Rap-Match will take place. Who
knows, some of Sam Jelly's random friends may even show up.
A Day In The Life Of Pimp Danny
Posted Friday, March 8, 2002 by
RajuAbju
when i woke up in the mornin, i was real horny
decided to go for a jog, but it was very lonely
i was walkin down the street this very afternoon
when i decided, shit man, i need some new koon
so i jumped in my ride, my sexy blue jeep
and drove to rodney's house, where i went beep beep
and out came nilou, dressed in white,
i said hey bitch, u look alright.
she said thank you very much, now what do u need
i says i want some service, and ima make u bleed
i finished her off, it was real hard and good
visited the island paradise patch, down in the hood
as i was driving home, i got a page
it was ale, she had escaped from her cage
so down santa monica i sped off,
tryin to catch up with her, so she could help me wackoff
by now i was gettin tired, i had already came twice tonight
but couldnt go to sleep yet, it just didnt feel right
so mack 10's sister i decided to call,
told the bitch, hey, i need it all
a hand job, a blow, in the ass, ride me, i want the full deal
so the bitch gave me her 5 course meal
now i was all good, rested and ready
so i went home and made some spagehtti
i brushed my teeh, went to sleep finally
just another day, in the life of danny
The Art of Sucking A Dick
Posted Thursday, March 7, 2002 by
Sam Dog
Ok then little sluts listen now
I'm gonna tell ya something so don't have a cow
Don't have a cow but have this dick
I'm gonna fuck all you like i'm in a porno flick
bina and mack? mack and bina?
I'll fuck you two sluts like michelle and tina
but first i'll get on mack's ugly sibling
i want that slut to suck my big phat ding a ling
make her wana sing ..make her wana hum
stick my dick in her pussy and make her wana cum
but i know she a dumb ho that's why i take her money
i cum on her face and don't make her my honey
that goes for all the ho's
stop playing with dildos
cum over on to me
and get on one knee
stick dis dick in yo mouth
and hush!!! don't be loud
don't wana wake up the neighbors
hey bitch i'll see u later
i got 10 more hos waiting for me
gotta fuck em ...represent for the pimp in me
now back to the subject ...i got a beef with yaull
rap with me ...i'll school yo asses like in basketball
play monopoly rape you and take your property
what can i say there ain't nothing better than me
i cannot be stopped so just stop where you at
your little wormish penis can't mess with my big phat
dick and two grapefruit nuts
i like getting blows and penetrating buts
like this one bad chick i met her name was nicky
met her in dejavu ..went in the back and got a quicky
that ass was breakfast ...the pussy was lunch
then her tities busted open with hawaian punch
i repeat i cannot be stopped ...so suck deez nuts quick
jelly and danny ..your rapping styles make me sick
don't give a fuck if you got more hos than me
i'll analy pressurize your ass for all the hos to see
and that goes for that big playa rodney
i fucked over mike tyson, tarrel davis and booker t
and grabbed all their hos and fucked their chi chi
and since i'm a jewish fucker i charged their ass a fee
hey yo nick ... playa i ain't forgot about you
this rap right here ..i'm bringing tight shit for the whole crew
i take you down hardcore and penetrate your mind
what can i do ..i need to rape everbody from behind
man or woman ...its all the same to me
show me a hole and i'll fill it up with this dickie
hey siavash ... shalom ma koreh
i penetrate you an say ..."eifoh ha kosiot" today?
so bina , you bina or is osama bin ladden
yo playa wake up ... did you see what just happened
you got raped hardcore by the motherfucking greatest
i drop a lot of crazy shit ..like this shit ..my latest
i'll fuck you and mack ..i won't even use protection
get you pregnant with these lyrics ... raped to perfection
so this goes out to all the fake rappers out there
i got 4 words for yaull BEWARE OF THE HAIR
hairy rabi that is . make all you fools bend over
stick it in and grind ..then bless it and make it kosher
you think you seen the last of me ... i came here to stay
so i'm waiting for a response ... cum out and play
with my big phat dick ... and stop whining
you dealing with a pimp ... can't fuck with my rhyming
so till the next time i rape you ..i'll settle for mack's sister
forgot to use a condom ..now her belly getting bigger and bigger
and fuck that ho ... i ain't paying no child support
i'll cum on you, the judge, the jury, and the whole court
from start to end ...from beginning to the finish
you been blessed and pimped ..by samdogg senor pimpish
JOHNNNN DOG ...BUST SOME CHICKIE CHIKIE
YOU LIKE THE WAY I MADE THESE DUMB HOS SUCK MY DICKE
adios playas ...and just one more thing
you suck deez nuts now and don't fuck with the king
king kong that is
my dick is phat and long like king kong ... later
last words of wisdom ...he who cum last ...cum best
69 69 69 69
Mack & Bina Get United
Posted Tuesday, March 5, 2002 by Mack 10
Yall Played with fire, now Jelly & Sam dawg gonna get burn
when Mack & Bina busta nut in your face, whatcha gonna learn?
When Jelly fucked Lexi, How much did she earn?
It's time to play ball, Bina is Like Kobe and Mack is Chick Hearn
like Kobe, Bina is a playa, Like chick Hearn, Mack is a legend
Jelly and dawg, your short little kingdom is cuming to the end
Jelly, bring Lexi's white panties up, it's time to surround
Jelly, you talked shit about my sis, that's a good way to offend
Jelly, if you want my sis, I'll be more glad to Lend
Now return the favor Jelly, tell your mom, it's time to get send
when you put her in the box, make sure u mention "please don't bend"
Samdawg, you don't know how to rap, I don't get your lang
wanna a rap competition, you think your gay ass could hang?
Don't compare your repeated lyrics to mine,cuz you might get gang bang
hey, Did you hear that, I think your cell phone just rang
sam thinks it's the mistery guy, no, It's me dawg, you fucking nang
Samdawg, rapping is a sin, go ahead and study your Torah
Sam Jelly, I think they were talking about your mom in Oprah
She was getting it doggie style with Mullah Omar in Tora-Borah
Mack could rap in English and Persian
We all know samdawg is a virgin
We all know Jelly fucked a male caucasian
Jelly, you got a small penise, I think you're Asian
Samdawg is so horney, it looks like, he just came from the rave
Jelly has a gay facial hair, I think he needs to shave
When samdawg sees a female donkey, He always wave
Jelly's mom should stop having sex in the cave
Mack and Bina are united, all you fools should Behave
ANOTHER GUEST RAP BY ALLEN BINA
Posted Monday, March 4, 2002 by
RajuAbju
Oh dear, we here at Elat are truly blessed. Allen has once
again cooked us up some naaaaaasty shit. It's deadly, its brutal, its ferocious
and its vicious. It's Bina style. Enjoy.
for life...
sam jelly started shit with an old gangsta friend
now no body can put an end to bina and mack 10
from this raju site we bound to blow up
blow up and shoot till blood you start to throw up
we like destiny al beene and mack 10
like michelle, keesha and beyonce we did it again
do they call you sam jelly cause when you go down south
and finish up people squirt their sam jelly in your mouth?
& with that line i hope that i started a war
because before you should check for crazy heat behind the door
"like omi god where'd these guys come from?"
lexi said as i poked her in the butt with no condom
she thought she was in africa for a while
cause when bina and mack came we fuckin squirted the nile
and came for a while, untill i saw her mousey face smile
with crazy style, i pull out lyrics like from a pile
and then i get tired and then i really need to rest
so i kick sams dad out and lie down on sams moms breasts
but i cant handle the size of a giraffe in a pen
so i call on homie mack and we do it again
lesson be learned for all you non gangsta rappers
talking the same old shit like polly want a crackers
when you walk in and see us fuckin your future wife
you realize its BINA AND MACK 10 FOR LIFE
Just an innocent vacation
Posted Monday, March 4, 2002 by
Sam Dog
Put yourelf in this situation
Your in Hawaii, your on vacation
when you get approached by Mack 10's sister
and she says to you, "can i fuck you mister"
you tell the bitch, cum on down
get on your knees and don't make a sound
mack's sister gets down to work
then mack 10 shows up and he's all in shock
he says you man ..whacha doin with my sis
you say ...she sucking on my cum and swallowing my piss
you cum in her mouth, you cum on her back
you aim that dick and cum on mack
now mack's all sticky
its on his little dickie
his sister's such a ho she even gave her bro a quicky
then you go into the motel
and who could it be down the hell, its sam jell
with a group of girls as usual ...5 to 1
what jelly don't understand is that it ain't no fun
if the homies don't get some shit too
so you knock the homee out and pimp his girls too
now jelly is upset ... he begins to say
he man why did you take my hos away
now i gots to go jack off
its all good jelly now get lost
after all that sucking, fucking and talking
you really hungry, you hear the room service knocking
you open the door and its a cute little ho
wearing nothing but an apron, looks fuckable for sho
she says ... i'm the top gun ... i'm the cream of the crop
gimmie a chance to make your penis pop
you tell the bitch , is room service free
i'm a jew you see, you won't get a penny out of me
the bitch says you know that its all good
i just want to play with your wood
put it in plain terms ...she sucked your dick
now you shower, and get dressed, go look for another freak
out in the lobby you bump into raju abju
and he says he playa playa wasup with you
you tell em about your day and all the bitches you had
Raju smiles and says ... he not bad
but what you need is some crazy shit
i'm going to the strip club to see some ass and tits
so you got with him ... to the local jiggly room
and then you see Mehagonie shaking her boom-boom
you go on stage ..right there and then
infront of everybody you make that juicy ass bend
she says you playa ...lets take it in the vip
i heard you got some more jizzin for me
little did she know you had a loaded penis filled with rage
One stripper dead ..LA TIMES FRONT PAGE
we be having lots of fun and having lots of hos
lots of blow jobs and lots of stripperos
when you get back to your room what do you see
raju and mack are blowing jelly
you say guys what wrong ..whats going on
they say ..you took all the hos so we having fun
with ourselves ..man to man
anal penetration now that's a plan
its a sad end ..but it was bound to occur
if you fuck with the dog ...then you go down for sure
down south .. puts this dick in your mouth
make my eyes turn back ..and make me shout
if i had a dollar for each time i raped yau'll
i'd be making more money than MJ in basketball
so till the next raping session, i'd like to take a moment
to put some pimp shit on JOHN KING on this
JOHN KING ..HE PIMPIN LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE
PIMIN HOS, GETTING BLOWS NOW THAT'S THE MOTIVE
WE BE BIMPIN IT IN SMC
ON SUNDAY'S WITH SOME RUSSIAN CHI CHI
so adios ... and good luck with the cos
your rhyming skills compare to my chos
Posted Monday, March 4, 2002 by
Sam Jelly
well ain't that funny
mack 10 you did wrong
i'mma fuck you up in this song
i'mma do it while smokin my bong
trust me, my shit is long
it didn't have to be dis way
but you ended up being gay
you momma told you to go out and play
but we'll save that for another day
it's been a while since you came around,
mack 10, just got clowned
don't act tuff, don't even frown
i told you ur going down
like ur momma i told you this
so dont even go acting pissed
looks like you just got dismissed
i'mma fuck you up with my fist
well ain't that funny
your momma should told you this
but when we out without you you aint even missed
what bitch you getting pissed?
i remember how you walked away
remember that day i was getting play
but then again i remembered that you are gay
so why don't you go back to club seventay
thats where you belong
i told you i'mma fuck you up in dis song
what, now you wanna hit from the bong?
life is crazy,
and while i'm at it, ur mommas fuckin lazy
she don't get on top, and when she do, she just flop
like a frog, dyin in the smog of LA
thats where i get paid
ask ur momma cuz i just got laid
i hit ur sista up,
fucked her while holdin da c cup
did her ass doggy style
while ur momma licked my balls and smiled
i said dis shit's gunna take a while
here why don't you hold deeze,
fuckin nutz in ur mouth pleaze,
cuz
you just got raped by the jelly-ness
so sit back in ur corner and be pissed
while ur sisters ass gets's fist
dis ain't about no lexi girl
it's about you and those fuckin curls
you didn't know they outta style?
common man it's been a while
everybody has a chance to learn
but sit back cuz u gettin burned
looks like its time to go and earn
some more pussy thats new to the game
man mack 10 ur shit is lame
people know u for playin games
with ur leg
someone get me another keg
cuz i need to get drunk
no more soberness for me while i punk
thats foo 1 oh
what'd i tell you, he's really a ho
like like you though.
it's all over,
i'mma pull up in my yellow rover
and make you bend over
and take this six foot
party sub
while i rub
on ur sisters breast
i told you,
I'M THE BEST.
ELAT FARMERS THEME SONG
Posted Thursday, March 21, 2002 by Sam
Dog
OK NOW ... A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROWING AN AWFUL LOT
OF SHIT ...WELL THIS IS HOW WE GONNA DO THIS
STOP
DROP
RAPE THE SHEEP ... OPEN UP SHOP
OHHH NOOO
THAT'S HOW ELAT FARMERS ROLL
ALEF MARKETS WANTS TO TRY
ELAT MARKET WANTS TO CRY
THEN BOTH MARKETS WONDER WHY ... THEY BOTH GOTTA DIE
ELAT BRINGS THE PAIN
IN THE SUN OR IN THE RAIN
TRYING TO MAINTAIN
WITH MONOPOLY ON MY BRAIN
WE SEE A BITCH WE RAPE HER
ANOTHER ELAT ADVENTURE
DIS SHIT GONN LAST FOREVER
WE GONNA STOP? ...OHH NEVER
WITH RAJUABJU
FOOL I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
WITH PERSIAN AND MEXICANS ROLLING IN OUR CREW
DRINKING LOTS OF LIQUER
OUR RAPS MAKING YOU SICKER
YOUR ASS HOLE'S GROWING QUICKER
WE DO SOME CHICKE CHICKE
DANNY MAKES THE SITE
HE MAKES IT FEEL ALRIGHT
BUT IF YOU BEAT HIM IN MONOPOLY THEN KISS YOUR ASS GOODNIGHT
HE'LL RAPE YOUR ASS TO DEATH
CATCH YOU SHORT OF BREATH
RAPE YOU IN THE ASS ..HEY ITS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
THEN YOU GOT SOME JELLY
DICK ROLLS DOWN YOUR BELLY
RHYMES KIND SMELLY
GETS ALL THE BITCHES LIKE NELLY
JOHN KING BRINGS YOU THE ACTION
PENETRATES TO SATSIFACTION
HE THE FUCKING KING JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON
THERE GOES SIAVASH
ROLLING WITH THE CASH
HE'S AN ISRAELI PIMP ...AND HE HITS IT IN THE ASS
WATCH OUT HERE CUM NICK
HE FUCKS ALL THE CHICKS
SAYS HOLA COMO ESTA, THEN YOU GOTTA SUCK HIS DICK
IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG GIVE RODNEY A CALL
HE GONNA BUST YOUR ASS LIKE TARREL IN FOOTBALL
OR MAYBE LIKE MIKE TYSON ...MAYBE LIKE BOOKER T
WHO CARES... HE'LL STILL RAPE YOUR ASS FOR ALL TO SEE
HERE COMES MACK 10 THE PERSIAN HOMEE
I LOVE THE GUY ( AND I ALSO LIKE HIS SISTER NEXT TO ME )
HE GOT THE RAPS DOWN ..PIMPING LIKE A REAL G
YET HIS RHYMING STYLES CANNOT MATCH UP TO ME
HEY WHERE'S PAUL
GIVE HIS ASS A CALL
LAST TIME I SAW THE PLAYA .WE WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL
NOW HE GOT A GIRL SO HHE KINDA TIED
BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN HE CUM ALONG FOR THE ELAT RIDE
AM I FORGETTING SOMEONE ... OHH YEAH THERE SAMDOGG THE PLAYA
HE BUST SOME CHICKIE CHICKIE ... AND RAPE ALL THE HATERS
HE NEEDS A GIRL ... HE NEEDS HIS DICK RUBBED
BUT HE GOT SOME CRAZY BITCHES IN THE STRIP CLUB
NOW WITH A TEAM LIKE THIS ...HOW CAN YOU FUCK AROUND
YOU'LL DISAPPEAR ...WITHOUT A TRACE ..WON'T MAKE SOUND
THEY'LE FIND ONE WEEK LATER... ASS HOLE RIPPED
BEEN RAPED TO PERFECTION ... OHHH SHIT
SO RECOGNIZE GAME WHEN YOU SEE IT
YOU FUCKING WITH SOME PIMPS ...YOU BEST BELIEVE IT
SO HUSH NOW ...MOTHERFUCKERS ..WE DON WANA HEAR A PEEP
NEXT TIME YOU FUCK AROUND ..WE'LL FUCK YOU LIKE OUR SHEEP
ONCE AGAIN PIMPING IT FOR RAJU ABJU
WE ALL PIMPING IT IN THE TWO THOUSAND AND TWO
A GUEST RAP BY ALLEN BINA!!!
Posted Friday, March 1, 2002 by
RajuAbju
www.RajuAbju.com & Elat Farming is very humbled by our
dear friend Allen, who recently took a moment from his very busy schedule of
working at Ross to write a beautiful sonnett for our site. So without further
delay.... Allen's sonnett, titled: 2COON
this one girl i met her boobs looked plastica
most girls like than done been hit in the ass befoe
picked her up on sunsett we went to the cinema
did i pay for it, or the dinner you ask? hell naw!
thinking how to fuck the asshole, plottin
goin up the elevator hit the stop button,
she smiled
not knowin that the butt i wanna bore
i ask can i have a kiss now instead of in front of your front door?
although i really tried not to push hard
in allover the bitch like an octopuss
deep down i know she also wanna fuck
so i kept my tongue in her mouth as not to put her on the spot
not to talk no shit to prevent me from bonin
unsnaped the bra when the hooker starts to moanin
and exposed my erecto
and suck on her and like on her unbuckeling
pulling out mad long dick on her
panties in the way of that butt i wanna press now
pulled her wet panties down her thigh and pulled her leg out
her butt was juicy kindof fat
spun around start to stick her in the pussy from the back
she came, mad juice dripped out
still in the pussy then acted like it slipped out
cum on the floor just said "pardon the puddle"
pushed appart the cheeks squeezed hard in the butthole
i thought it felt great,i thought it felt fantastic
she yelled "bina i'm not really into this ass shit"
now im comming by the gallons
keep your hands on the walls please, and try to keep your balance
so then i started ramming it fine in her
i almost picked her up with the final grinds in her
so girls when we kiss and we cuddle
aint no way to put it subtle, i just want the butthole.
Mack Strokes Back
Posted Thursday, February 28, 2002 by Mack 10
I wanna dedicate this rap to my friend, Alen Bina, which
for his heroic effort saved crazy John's life. When couple of big gangster sias
tried to jump crazy John, he stood in the middle, this one's for you dawg.
They call me Mack one Zero
Bina, you are a true fucking hero
Mack's the Godfather and you're Robert Deniro
I would love you more, if you share your mama-sito
Sam Dawg is a biatch and Jelly looks like tito
Hey Jelly, when was the last time, you saw your mama
I believe this woman is staying with Osama
Is it true that sam dawg jacked off in your garden?
Is it true that Jelly's mom had an afair with Bin-laden?
Hey sam dawg, why don't you get on your knee
I'm gonna teach you that sex should be free
while you sucking it, why don't you pass the tea
I hope you know how to swim, cuz when I cum, u might drown in the sea
Let's all hope that your mom doesn't have a spare key
Dream on dawg,if you thought it was free, tell your mom to pay the fee
I don't like long raps,just like sex, I like it short and sweet
You might have to turn on the fan, cuz yall feel the heat
don't move yet sam dawg, stay back in your seat
Jelly got a foot fetish, he probably gonna suck your feet
Before I go, I should say,Men are from Mars and women are from Venus,
Believe me everyone, Lexi at one point had a penise
Most likely Jelly did what he does best and that's "anus"
Jelly, on your last rap, you had called me "gay"
However, you did Lexi, she also goes by the name "Ray"
Aite Man, Break Off Da X
Posted Monday, February 25, 2002 by Sam Jelly
as i sit in class,
all i see is ass,
it walks by me,
down didja see,
that ass that just passed?
it will be the last of the day,
cuz i'm going home to play,
games with my baby,
can ya say "we might be crazy"
hell no i ain't lazy,
i'm in pain,
class is lame,
i should be out,
listening to No Doubt,
without you here,
trying to jock my kir,
what do you fear?
is it me?
it better be,
cuz when i get home,
i'm all ready to bone,
play no games,
just get down and suck like your fame-ous,
butch you look hanous,
don't tell me you want it in the anus,
don't come overe here tellin me that you feat me leavin you,
it's your own fault,
fuck you too,
who's that guy you screwed?
you blew him too?
well that's it hun,
i'm done,
with you,
if you come back,
don't cry as you see me mack
on the hoes,
like the pro i am,
hell yah,
my name is Sam,
and this is my flow,
you like how it go?
ill bring you along,
as i sing this song,
it goes like this,
hold up babe,
don't get pissed cuz you miss,
me, you shoulda kissed,
me, instead of him,
you shouda waited for me,
but instead he let you free,
in that case i guess i'm guilt-y
it's my fault,
i love you with all my hear,
but now it's over,
your a bitch,
so do as i say and roll over
like my dog rover
at least he's faithful,
unlike you,
your just full-of it,
ya you know what i'm talking about bull-shit
you shouldn't have let him hit it, but now it's too late
i gotta new date
were gunna hit up Vegas and mate,
i thought you were my soulmate,
but i guess not
just leave me alone and let me continue to bone,
go get some of your own
cuz ur not gunna get me
to tell you the trust,
you never made me horn-ey
you were just my toy
it was all a ploy
to keep my busy,
by the way, i fucked ur best friend, lizzy
last week,
i made her knees weak
i fucker her hard as i called her a geek
i pulled her hair,
as she pulled down my underware
she looked down there and said wow
i wanna fuck you with your persian style right now
i said you know how?
she said oh yes!
she rubbed my chest as i sucked her breast
when we were done,
i said it's been fun,
as i pulled out my gun,
she said wait hun,
why you wanna shoot me?
i just let you screw me
i said lizzy, the one i adore,
your still nothing more then a whore,
so i showed her the door
as she left, she wiggled her ass,
i took a picture so i could remember that i tapped that fine ass
of course, with some persian class
as for you, bitch, we're through
no more sex,
your now my X
OHHHH SHIT - NOT AGAIN
Posted Monday, February 25, 2002 by Sam
Dog
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit .... it about to go down
stick dis dick in your mouth and move it all around
took a vacaction from this rapping shit
but somebody opened they mouth now they got to suck my dick
ok lets play ...raju you go first
suck dis big phat dick until i burst
next comes jelly, roll through my belly
i'll penetrate so hard, your ass hole gon get smelly
and noone can forget mack one o
cum over here and suck deez nuts like a real ho
all three of yau'll think you got samdogg beat
but i keep cumming and cumming - i do not accept defeat
so what we have is a brand new sound
keep sucking on my dick and just roll it all around
i was rolling down olympic on thurday
next thing i know i see a fine honay
i had to take a look cause she was fine
next thing i know i crash - raped from behind
once again i been fucked by the bitches
my ride is gone and so are my riches
but its all good and its all right
cause i'm gonna rape raju, jell, and mack tonight
dis ain't the end its only the beginning
i bring big nuts to your mouth ... and dis dick you be feelin
bitches gimmie blows
jiggas feel my flows
so till the next penentration, adios
Island Paradise Patch Pressure Penetration
Posted Saturday, February 23, 2002 by
RajuAbju
The time has come, for me to explain
To you all you peoples, about the Jelly
He is like Mike Tyson, and not M. Bison.
He rapes all the hoes, never shares them with his bro's
But its all good, cause he fucks pigeons.
One day, Jelly was walkin, and when he started talkin
he noticed this girl, she was real cute, so he made the bitch play his flute
She played it real well, everything was swell
Until Sam Dogg showed up, and took away his girl, that made his eyebrow curl
and thats when things, got a bit ugly
what a trickeration!
Sam Dog was getting all the pentration
he took her to the Island, found the paradise, entered the patch
it was a great situation, no more masterbation
Sam Dog had found his bitch, until she turned out to be a witch
Sam dog totaled his car, he wasnt insurved by survival,
He took that bet, now he's all fucked,
He tried to bust out some blessing, but it was too late
The girl was already pregnant, oh shit sam dog gets no more date
And the chicky chicky quickly became chunky chunky.
Thats when we called up siavash, to invite to him to some ball
but sia was no where to be found, he was down in Philly
Being all silly, stroking his own willy.
Sia graced us with some translation, it was a fateful combination:
Beware of the IPP, it can be very deadly.
RaPz Posted
Wednesday, February 20, 2002 by Sam Jelly
alright guys, it looks like its time,
for sam jelly to bust a rhythm,
but before i start,
i'mma make you smart,
bout how i rap,
it's time to bust a cap,
in dat ass,
did mack 10's momma with some class,
fuck'd his sister last,
but we won't go there now,
i'll save it for laidher
thats what i did, i laid her,
took off my shoes and pulled out my allegator,
i bitch now,
don't have a cow,
she said sam jelly wow!
i never knew you could fuck like dis
i flipped her over and i dismissed,
took dat bitch on mtv
she said oi papi
lets have a three
i said ok, but before i start
all yah fuckers better bust out yah meat
put it on da table and start to beat
this goes out to mack 10
who only likes gay men
i told you not to fuck with me and my women
but no, you had to start shit,
so now you gotta go
suck on deeze ballz
while i kick yah ass in pool
make you look like a fool
can't fuck with my style
i'm craZy
no bitch i ain't lazy,
i want you on top
so as you start to rock
i can sit back and watch the clock
cuz as i'm fuckin you fast and hard
i'm gettin paid, as we get it steamy on the Boulevard,
girlz don't try to hard
to hit this cock,
all you gotta do is come to my house and knock
on my window
cuz all you iz is a ho
no mo
thats what you mean to me,
can't you see, i'm the only one thats free
i won't charge you
i'll even throw in round 2
for free
you've been a busy bee,
collectin all my money
cuz thats all your good for, honey
i'm a pimp like dat
rollin in my silver dragon with my red hat
you don't come close
i'm the man the bitchs wanna fuck the most
thats why i get to tap all dat ass
some of you mother fuckers ain't got no class
gotta treat your woman right
don't start to fight
don't argue alright?
take care of her
or i will,
then i'll send you the bill,
cuz all you haters out there are low
you can't come close to touchin this sam jelly flow
this is how it go
we was playin pool
mack 10, was lookin like a fool
he like dem bitchs
didn't have the ballz to talk
so i said, aight mack, start to walk
with me, i'll talk to these bitchz and get ur picture taken for free,
he said coo, i said make sure you don't look like a clown, foo
the girlz didn't like him
i said please, don't dismiss,
laughin on his size, i was like mack 10 you just got DISSSSSSSSSED
but thats all old,
thats right i'm cold,
hearted bastard
thats what i've heard, but it's all good
mack 10 still playin with his "hard" wood
cuz he got no dick
that foo think he's slick
like sam
but BAM here i go again
dis type of shit happens all da time
dat bitch gotta get his before i gotta get mine
everything was fine, espically my woman
bust me another hine-i-kin
it's time to get drunk
no more time to punk
mack 10,
feel sorry for the brother, can't fuck nothin but gay men
even those hen said no
we won't take mack 10s head no mo
cuz he got no skillz
ain't got no money to pay dem whore billz
i'm a lil rusty
ran into my jigga dusty
he's a white ho,
like you know
oh oh
another episode...
An Ode To Matin's Sister
Posted Saturday, February 16, 2002 by
RajuAbju
Sex is like math, says the wise teacher
Gotsa add Matin's sister into the equation
Subtract her clothes, its not a trickeration
Divide her legs, nearing procreation
Hope you dont multiply, dont want another courtroom deliberation
Be left with a fraction of your original money
Spend 50 percent of your nights crying, why couldnt you just settle for a
mexican honey
They all use their own contraception
There would be no need for all this deception
It's all Guilio's fault, I fucking failed his math class.
Now im just bending over, taking it in the ass.
Let's Gang Bang
Posted Saturday, February 16, 2002 by Mack 10
When it comes to rapping with Mack, people Got BEEF
that's why, I will send all your sorry asses to Mazar-sharif
When it cums to rapping, yall know I am the best
When it cums to ladies, yall know I love a big chest
when it cums to jacking off, yall know,I use my left
I'm the guy, who your mom calls Kevin
watching PlayBoy T.V 24 Seven
John Loves Angel, but I'm from the Heaven
The other day, I got a Taxi
Guess who was the driver? it was Lexi
I told Lexi, what happend to Jelly?
He said, Jelly's with a girl, they're going steady
I told Lexi, hey dude, I really don't think He's ready
Lexi said, Mack, I don't hate u that much,I don't think ur that shitty
I said, fuck that, I don't think I'm that horney, I rather do a kitty
I love Playboy T.V, but all I see is Re-run
Oh man, I'm as horney as Amir Ali, and we're both from Iran
Amir Ali is a virgin,but Mack probably have a daughter or a son
You know where my son is? He's probably in Afghanistan
Yall might think I am done, but I am just getting started
Trying to have a rap competition with me, yall must be retarted
The Dogs Response
Posted Monday, October 15, 2001 by Sam Dog
I know i didn't hear this
People are trying to fuck with John's pimpness
They say John is getting suspended
Well i say you can grab dis dick and bend it
Raju you may be the author of this site
But i'm the pimp rapper who's out of sight
Always on the mice
Giving the ho's what they like
Just like John King
Watch the bitches sing
And hum, they so dumb
Sucking on his king-kong cock .. making him cum
Raju i suggest you reconsider
Suspending John ... and rapping ..you becoming a sinner
Samodogg!!! and John King will have the bring the artilery
Do some chickie chikie and put you out of your misery
This is a warning to Raju, Jelly, and Mack
John King and Samdog is about to attack
Break your back, cause the skills you lack
So just go suck nicks dick ... and rub on his sack
So one, two, three fo
Raju's acting like a ho
Five, six, seven, eight
Raju's ass is on my plate
hell no we won't go
I want pussy, I want dough
This is a war, hell naw its bigger than that
Yau'll better be careful before we stick it in your cats
Still representing for Samdogg and for the game
Till I die, I'll be getting pussy and getting fame
So take care and watch yourself
Cause too much dick in your mouthz is bad for ya health
Jelly, Dog and Mack betta lay low
Posted Friday, October 12, 2001 by
RajuAbju
yo whats crippin like this big nick dog, leave your mama's
name and # at the motha fuckin beep, if this one of my homes, 2way.
ehy ehy D, what up, this is nigga nick, hey man, i was stinkin, i aint seen shit
on yo whole motha fuckin webpage. so check it out, put this shit on there
all you mother fuckin haters out there, suck my mother fuckin dick, and we still
smokin, what!
. . . . . . . . . .
for that nigger who be talkin shit, he dont come around no more because i fucked
his mom, i made her suck my dick while i was squeezin her tits, then i hit it
from the back grip tight on them hips. tried to make me cuuuuuuuum, when i was
tryin to take her home, drop you off to see her fitches on her raggedy bra
something something...
you lil fag, and dont sag too hard you show everyone ur thong!
STILL S*A*M Posted
Wednesday, October 10, 2001 by Sam Dog
still all about Sam
still about hitting the pussy like "bam"
still all about getting money
still all about getting these bitches on me
still declaring war on these fools
so stick deez nuts in your mouth and abide by the rules
still about hitting jelly and mack
still letting them swallow my sack
Its two balls ... so you better share
Now suck dis dick like you just don't care
still representing for raju
I gotta keep rhyming ... i got nothing else to do
With one hand ... i grab the mice and rap
and with the other hand i grab that booty and tap
tap tap tap ... chickie chickie chick
bitch grab my popsickle and take a lick
I regulate deez ho's like a real pimp should
I'm so pimpy they call me "MR PIMP EASTWOOD"
Not from the hood, I'm from Beverly Hilio
Don't give a fuck, so whats da dealio
Just because i live there ... that don't mean i'm rich
So if you a gold digger .... swallow deez nuts stupid bitch
Get on your knees .. .and bow down
Now suck dis dick and don't make a sound
That's right bitch just roll it around
I get my bitches soo happy ... you can call me a clown
Cause I'm down for whatever
Sam dog stop pimpin ......NEVER
This aint a holy war ... this a pimpy war
I'm gonna go around fucking all these slutty whores
Like nothing you seen before
You just wait by the door
And take notes
while i stick it in their throats
so suck sweet dick just one more time
I'm going home, dis the end of my rhyme
SURPRISE ATTACK ... DEEZ NUTS ARE BACK
Posted Tuesday, October 2, 2001 by
Sam Dog
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water
Samdog busts a suprise attack like pearl harbor
This time gonna fuck you up the ass much harder
I don't care about your penis size, cause mine's longer
Its a known fact that my cock is the world's 9th wonder.
Samdog drops the bomb, to make you go under
Coming back with new flows but saying the same ol' shit
Break your every bone ... and make you suck my dick
What's this shit i hear of crapping and "we all dead men"????
The only dead crap i see is jelly and mack 10
Jelly talks of moms and mack rhymes of nonsense
The funny thing is i got both their moms to jump in my pants
At the same time ... while I was writing these rhymes
I got good sex ... and didn't have to spend a dime
Tried every position, i beat all the competition
Meeting me sooner, was what they both were wishing
I even found out that mack was doing jelly's mom
while mack's mom was beating on jelly little drum
They shared their sex stories while they pleased me
The damn nymphomaniancs would not release me
I had to smack them ho's off my penis
Pimps are from Mars and Bitches are from Venus
Suddenly Mack and Jelly walked through the door
They yelled "Samdog you turned our mama's into whores"
I said "Relax ... they were ho's from the start"
"As far as your moms and my dick go ... can't keep em apart"
Cause I give the bitches what they want
I always cum like crazy when i'm inside their cunts
Cause I'm Samdogg ... you can't handle the power
And don't mind us... me and your moms will now go to the shower
I made they moma's feel like they were on extacy
What can i say i think it was the pimp in me
So lets see what we learned today
First we learned that your bitch asses are kind of gay
Always sucking each other's dicks
Then you wonder why west hollywood is demanding you pricks
While Samdogg gets the chicks left and right
While you horny fools jack off left and right every fucking night
When are you gonna see the light
There was never a fight
There was just me ... and deez nuts in your throat
You thought you were players but you fell kind of short
You little faggits ... i hate fools of that sort
Welcome to court
Where I put you in prison and have your asses raped
And when you get out ... your fucked cause i had that shit taped
Your new names will be maria and samantha
Cause everybody knows you suck a good banana
Mack, Jelly when are yau'll gonna learn
that when you fuck with the samdogg you always get burned
So Mack you keep on talking about crapping and clapping
I'll just let you suck my dick, to remind you what is happening
And as for Jelly, or should i say Peanut Butter
Go ask the homies what i did to your mother
Ask her why Samdog was is, was and will be the greatest lover
Ask her why i pimp the bitches like no other
I don't got time for this shit ... i got ho's waiting
Just admit defeat... stop the delaying
Just one more thing, gotta give some props
To raju abju and john king, cause they know wasup
Once again to Jelly and Mack 10
Fuck with me and i'll hurt you again and again
I'll ship both your pretty asses to Afghanistan
Where you'll get your asses raped by Osama Bin Lan
He can consider that his last act of duty
Because Bush is coming over there to slice open his booty
So Jelly and Mack, grab a snack
And sit down with some pen and paper and try to write a comeback
But you can't, your paralyzed ... sort of speechless
I don't think you can rhyme when you know your dickless
Don't you remember i chopped it off
Now your crying, poor things can no longer jack off
So take care ... much love ... dont forget to reply
But your still free to suck my dick ... now don't be shy
What's worst ...the dog's bark or his bite
Till the next time ... do me a favor ... and kiss your mama's good night
Anything Else Jelly?
Posted Monday, October 1, 2001 by Mack 10
Jelly's mom sitting on the edge
all she wants is a little wedge
Jelly's mama's gonna collapse
Sam dog's gonna tap that ass
Jelly's mama forgot how to have sex
Jelly, all u got to do is interduce her to your ex
she gonna teach her how to make the dog red
she gonna teach her how to give a good head
Jelly, remember when you fucked samdog in my garden
while your mom was having sex with Bin Laden
Jelly, the first time I saw you, you were wearing a black jacket
when I saw you with Lexi, I knew for sure you were a faggot
In high school, lexi's nickname was venus
I always thought that bitch had a penise
Jelly & Lexi used to make love in the nest
Jelly's mama used to slap samdog with those breast
hey, chill Jelly, that was just a jest
I am about to give your mom my very own test
your mom is tellying you, Jelly, go get some rest
now that Jelly's gone, I should do to her, what I do best
me and her in the bed, it's gonna be wild wild west
hey, Jelly, stop fucking rapping, cuz your style is lame
compare to the legened(mack 10), you should be ashame
(jelly,belly)(suck,fuck) all your words are same and same
It ain't easy to come from Afghanistan and take my fame
oh, wait a minute, I think your mom just came
You cann't just be a rapper, YOu must earn
all you got to do is watch Mack and learn
if you ever get bored,put my sperm in a glass and stern
Jelly and dog, yall don't got no hoes
yall aint no fucking Pros
all yall do is suck each other's mom's toes
hey jelly, I got something for your mom, here is a black rose
why black? well, that's what she chose
and guess what kids? here my story goes
till the next time
Jelly & dog try to come up with some newer rhyme
Mack 10 And Sam Dog..What You Got To Say?
Posted Sunday, September 30, 2001 by
Sam
i fucked your mom, nice and fast,
i did that bitch, with some class,
she said common sam, put it in my ass
i was fuckin her so fast,
she said oi, BAST!
i said no babajon, this is for mack 10
he was out side, fuckin ben
i said mack 10, what happened to the hen?
he said this isn't what i do
he said i love to run around and screw you
i said well mack 10,
go back to ben, i don't want none of that
i'll gunna roll another joint, and make it fat
i'll bust out my joint, and my bat
i'll swing it around, hit you in the face with it
you clown
are you down?
now it's time to clown sam dog,
that foo bustin nutz on top of hogs
alright sam dog, you sit right here on dis log
i'll give you a lesson, it won't be short
like that thing you call a dick, and it's got worts
bitch goto court, ur under arested,
take your right hand off your mom's breast
cuz thats all you get, you know it's true
except for that foo who fucks wit you
well all know it's true, you don't screw
you just fuck fists, possibly two.
lefty and righty,
it don't matta which one, you do it all nighty
because they don't wanna do it either
bring it to mack 10 and he'll cook it on his water heater
speaking of which
where's my bitch
sam dog and mack 10, your going down
you both got clowned by the number one pro in town
his name is Sam Jelly
don't you forget it or i'll punch you in da belly
cuz baby, its just like music
you use it or you lose it
just don't abuse it, see
cuz i ain't no refugee or f.o.b like thee
yes i'm talking to you, mack 10 and sam dog
why don't you two just go screw
cuz you don't get none from nobody,
except mahogony and that ho Mo
didn't mack 10 tell you about Mo?
he's a male ho, thats what Mack likes
he'll grab you dick with some dykes
pull it hard, and make you fuck
cuz thats what your raps and rhymes do
suck
so go fuck dat foo Mo, and mahongony some mo
cuz while you do that, i'll be fuckin your momma with my 12" bat
don't worry, i'll leave some for you two,
i think she likes it best when she poos on you.
it don't matter, i won't keep fuckin her
i'll bust that bitch on the corner with her fake fur
i think her name was nilou, and yes, i was the first to fuck her
it's all right rodney tyson, you and mack 10 fight,
cuz you can't come close to me, i got all the might
when we all get drunk
i start to punk,
that foo mack 10,
he's off for another manwhore, named len
he's been gone so long,
it's ain't fuckin funny when i gotta sing dis song,
it goes like dis, "sam dog be holdin out on mack 10 when he's fuckin his fist,
he said sam dog, 'i ain't got no lovin, so will you marry me and be my husband?"
sam dog said 'hell no, you gotz to go fuck that ho nilou some mo, cuz when i cum
i'mma throw you out the door, on the floor,
stick your head inbetween my legs till you can see
my ho'le
then i'll squeeze tight, with all my might,
give you some cream, while i scream with delight.'
mack 10 said 'hell no i don't wanna fuck dat bitch no mo, it's on to nickho'
with that as the end, i think i'mma go
cuz if i keep rappin like this,
there ain't gunna be no mo.
in da end, we still friends,
the only diffrence is, i'll be fuckin hoes again and again
while you'll just sit here, readin dis shit and fuckin a pen.
alright, datz da end.
Bring It! Posted
Sunday, September 30, 2001 by Sam
well last night i heard sam dog was fuckin mahogony
she left your ass high, dry and horney
you came back, and saw mack 10
he was out back, fuckin some hen
they both gave be blows, as i fucked there hoes
i fucked em real hard as they sucked on my toes
don't worry baby, i'm nothing more then a pro
hay yo, don't worry about where i go
it's where you go, how i flow, they say no
i say yo, ho, come gimme some mo
cuz without me on the dance flo'
you can't freaky dicky no mo
anywayz, as i was walking down the street,
clickin the back of my shoes to tis bomb ass beat
i looked around and i saw the heat
they were on to me
i said yo' man, i ain't guilty
it was that foo mack 10.
what'd i tell that foo about fuckin those wo-men
they ain't the hen that he's used to
they don't like to poo on you like you do
they don't screw the way you do
they on to you mack
they wanna put you in a jail cell and smack
the crap outta you, they wanna screw you too
put it in the back
they be yellin "OHH MACK"
i love to fuck your ass from the back
all of a sudden, that bitch mahogony comes out of the back
she says hay sam dog, i'm back to smack
she pulls off her cloths
she pulls out what looks like a black dilldo
but no, it's real
she said sam dog, this is how i feel
for you, this my baby, is for real
come to me now, so i can do to you
what you did to me
you see, i really ain't no mahogony
my name is fred
thats what i said
i'm not no mr ed.
except i'm hung like a horse
and of course, it's all for you
don't make my balls blue
come give it to me
cuz i'm a man you see
i was just messing with thee
ur ass is guilty,
you came out back and jizzed on me
now it's my turn, so sit back and learn
what the fred has got for the dog
i'm going to fuck your mouth like a hog
cuz ur fat
like my cock
i never roll around stock
damn i miss my glock
hay what time is it, where's the clock
ok sam dog, it's time to see,
that you can't fuck with a true mack, sam jelly
and to you mack, you best stop rapping before you get smacked
cuz i'm fearless you see
you can't fuck with me
cuz if you do, that sheman mahogony will come out back and smack
you on your ass, with some class
cuz when you paid for the ass, thats what you got
don't worry, for sure you'll get shot
with some jizz, from either fred or sam jelly
if it's fred, he'll shoot it on your belly
if it's me, then open your mouth and close your eyez
because when you wake, you won't recogonize
what you will see, it'll be me, the sam jelly
nuttin on you without mercy
i'll call that bitch percy,
she'll come over
in her range rover
she'll give you a fuck,
she'll tell you you suck,
she'll come to me
she'll say "yo sam jelly, that guy sam dog sucks in bed"
i'll say shut the fuck up bitch and give me some head
i don't wanna know
how much of a ho
you are, cuz byfar you are the best
ain't no chance i'll rest
before i tap that ass
play me some bass
in my car
rollin on dubs,
no one got one like me by far
bro you think you hard?
get the fuck off my front yard
is what danny said
when mack 10 and sam dog were givin him some head
on his birthday
you guys fucked it up, he didn't get any play
except from you
the two man crew
did you give him a good screw?
you two again?
go back home and fuck those hen
cuz you don't get no play from girls
still fuckin your fists?
right or left,
dude your rhymes are just grand theft
give props to the guys you steal em from
don't think about it and be like "hmmm"
you know where i'm from
inglewood is in da hood
siavash gettin some at club lush
be quiet, don't say hush
cuz when i cum i'm load,
ask your mom, she'll be proud
to tell you about what i did with her
i fucked her everywhere, even on her french fur
she said jelly, why do they call you that?
i said damn bitch, just keep suckin my 12" bat
damn ur momz is so fat
it's over
i'm gunna call percy and steal her range rover
get over here,
you found your kir?
it's under here
where? it's not here, it's over there
ask sam dog, it's in his chest hair
alright guys, it's kinda late
i gotta bust my rhymes out, and go on another date
so until tomarrow, what do you see,
but sam jelly and mr. felly felly
on the radio, fuckin these ho's like no mo
da end, my good friend.
Mackteeeeen's New War
Posted Friday, September 28, 2001 by
Mack 10
I fucked 10 Hoes in one Night
They call me Mack 10 All right
Bithes call Me Mouse
Mack 10 in da house
I invented Persian Rapping
What did same Dog do?, did he invent clapping?
What did Jelly do? did he invent crapping?
They call me, Big Homie G
what do they call JellY? Big Afghan Refugee
What is Samdog's dream? To see a Chi Chi
Fucking with Mack?
You get fuck from the ass
Mack's gonna fuck Jelly & dog in front of the whole class
Sam dog, tie your fucking shoe lace
cuz, I'm about to bust a nut in Jelly's face
I don't give a fuck what's your fucking race
Jelly, u don't know nothing about freedom
sam dog, why u jack off with your condom?
Jelly, your dick is so excited
and samdog cann't just hide it
dog, if u cann't hide it, why don't u ride it
Jelly, if u want, u could slide it
Mack should teach u mo-fucks how to rap
Mack should teach Samdog how to clap
Mack should teach Jelly how to crap
He should teach Rodney how to snap
He should teach Reza how to tap
All yall mo-fuck do is yap and yap
Mack is the stud with the iron mask
if u don't know sam dog, just go ahead and ask
sucking my dick, it's Jelly's task
Jelly, what happend to your ex, lexi?
sam dog used to jack off to her in SMC
Lexi used to drink from my whisky
Jelly, how da fuck did u find that rat sexy?
don't forget, it's all about fucking glory
End of the story
RHYME TO THE DEATH SAM DAWG
Posted Wednesday, September 26, 2001 by
Sam Dog
You rap like a bitch so I won’t even trip but you suck as
hard as your moma did.
I look at your rap like a thing of the past so stop tripping like a Afghani
slut.
Your rhymes are stupid do you think you are black so don’t be hating cause I am
hung like a rapper. I taped your moms pussy like I am drilling for oil but I
only found some wrinkled old whore.
So don’t try to step up cause I will bring you right down you think you’re the
shit, You aint nothing to me I seen poser like you all around town and I just
pimp slap them for the bitches they are.
You think you got hoes rubber dolls aren’t hoes your mom is thou she blows like
a pro.
So I will make this short and let you know that you aint worth any more pros.
This is to let you know that my skills are inspired god so don’t even trip you
just aint got it like me because I blessed me with a mega dick for bitches to
see.
Mr. Chicky Chick Chick
Posted Wednesday, September 26, 2001 by
Sam
alright sam dog, mr. chicky chick chick,
your rhymes and your raps are making me sick,
i said sam dog, where be your mom
he said sam jelly, she went to bagdad to drop some more bombs
all alone in his house, sam dog sat,
when all of a sudden it was a man with a bat
who could this be, said mr chicky chick chick
this tall as man, and his huge fuckin dick
it was i sam jelly, the man with the plan,
as i opened the door, sam dog got up and ran
he said no sam jelly, please don't hurt me,
for i am a rabbi you see
i said ok sam dog, just give me a bless
and what did you do, but start to mess
as you sat in the corner all alone and sad,
i said sam dog, don't be mad
your raps and your rhymes just suck,
don't worry, some day you will fuck
he said ahhh sam jelly, you don't see,
i get all i want from my good friend tiffeny
i said ok sam dog, it's not good to lie
he said sam jelly are you ready to fly?
i said what do you mean by this fly that you say?
he said get the fuck outta my way
sam dog went to the closet and opened the door
at this point, i was starting to snore
he opened it up, and what did i see?
a vacume cleaner what had a sign on it "SAM DOG'S ONLY"
i said what is this? do you use it to clean up your piss?
he said wait and see, what i've learned to do with tiffeny
he put the vacume on his cock,
and before i knew it he started to buck
moan and moan is what he did
i was going crazy so i went behind the bed, and hid
i saw sam dog, with a gleam in his eye
he said sam jelly, this is how i fly
he offered me, the vacume you see?
he said why don't you try? it won't shoot in your eye
i said no thanks sam dog, i'd rather your mom,
but she's off in bagdad, droping some bombs
I can see, that this is only
the begining of what sam dog does to stay clean and holy.
all of a sudden, i heard a bang
and holy shit, sam dog's cock would not hang
he looked at me, and said please help, sam, jelly
i said call your mom, and tell her to call nelly
he said whats that fool going to do at this time
i said laugh at your ass, and bust another rhyme
all i could say is that chicky chick was no longer gay
he opened the door, while i snore, bust out the vacume and started to go HUUUMM
HUUUMM
for all i could see, this was the end,
our dear friend chicky chick would no longer bend
he couldn't take it in his ass anymore
so what should we do with this man whore?
we gave him to the afgans to see what they could do,
he came back at me, and said screw you too
when he came back, his dick was no longer sore
but then again, he was no longer a man whore
thats right my friends, they chopped it all off
that crazy sam dog, he could no longer cough
and in the end, it was all a dream
until sam dog woke up, and started to scream
he called me up, not once but twice
he said sam jelly, my house, it's infested with mice
i said don't worry, just look down
and that the end of how i clown
if you'd like to learn to fuck with the best
just come here, and grab me two breasts
because if you come alone, and bring me no bitch to bone
the story of sam dog, will be your own!
ITS OVER YAU'LL!!!!!!!!
Posted Tuesday, September 25, 2001 by
Sam Dog
I was not gonna come down to your level ... but you forced
me to
Now I'm gonna let you suck my dick ...until i'm through
So open wide and let my dick slide inside
While your mom rides on this dick ... best make it quick
Ho ... go back to your dildo
Jelly keep sucking ... did i allow you to say something
Hell naw homee ... now be nice and blow me
I ain't even concerned with your mama, cause i don't want drama
Its just me and you .... what is it ... round 32???
already? what the fuck is up Jelly? ... situations's getting smelly
For you ... you fucking with the wrong Jew
Now I must attack ... break your back
Let you lick my balls ... ohh shit look at Jelly man fall
Whats up now, slut? ... your getting a bit hot
You got a fever,sinus? ... you got hit with the "Suck My Dick" virus
Now relax jelly ... i'll rip a hole in your belly
Tear out that heart ... sit on it and fart
Cause compared to Samdog you ain't shit ... now expose that clit
Show the world your pussy ... now i'll bust out my lyrical uzi
Shoot you with my rhymes ...it'll only take one time
Before your left cold on the ground , not making a sound
Oh my g-d Jelly been dropped ... he got his eye popped
a little taste of your own medicine
"Put it in" are two words youll never hear again
Cause i ripped off your dick fed it to the bitches
They spit it out and began sucking on "my" riches
Hey before i leave i got to take my dick out of your mouth
I told you you'd be sucking it all throughout
this fight ... and samdog made it right
and i came out the champ ... jelly your panties are getting damp
did you cum all over yourself
this lyrics aren't good for your health
Well i think this is all that you can take for one encounter
You thought you were pimpin it ... but you just got me madder
This time i had mercy ... next time you'll feel all the pain
I'll stick my dick in your mouth again ... and puzzle your brain
Sam you best sit down ..i don't think you know what happened
You just got knocked by samdog , the mad rapper
till next time we meet, suck a dick
I LOVE YOU MAN!!! chick chick chick
So Bow Down..When I Come To Your Town.. Bow
Down When I Start To Clown...Bow Down... Posted
Tuesday, September 25, 2001 by Sam
Well sam dog, your shits gettin lame, it's not you i
blame, it's those who give you props, they should tie
you down and put you under locks. feed you big cocks,
like mine, you can't fuck with my rhymes. just go sit
down and listen to the chimes..of the clocks, cuz it's
my time to come out and beat your raps down with the
back end of my glock, you cock. you can't mess with the
jelly, even if your high as hell see, you can't mess
with me, just jump into my belly. it's no time to
talk, just take a look down, yes to your cock..what?
you can't see it? who would wanna be it? it's so
small..where are your balls? are they missing, shit,
how you even pissin, ya man, i be dissin..you, cuz you
don't see, you can't even come close to me the Sam Jelly.
these raps you speak, they just make you look like a
geek, so weak, it's time for them all to go down, bitch you
just got clowned, you and that john guy just got
drowned in your own raps. don't make me get daps from
the rajuabju cuz when you fuck with me i gotz to fuck
you! in da end, we all dead men, it's how we die,
do you get high? cuz if you don't then don't bother to
fly, cuz you'll get smacked, they pull the rug from
under you and start to mack, on your moms, then they
start to drop bombz, and blame you. you see, i'm only
trying to help out a hom-ie, so if you stop right here,
you might start again to grow a kir, like that foo
amir. oh oh, its the phone..hold on..it's your mom,
she's home alone, she wants me to come over and fuck,
she said she's gunna suck, i'm going over there, i'm
going to pull her hair, i'll let you even stare, as i
fuck her, i lied, i'm not going to suck her, she
smells, like hellz bellz, just gimme another L so i
can smoke it, i can't deal with this shit, i'd rather
go home and choke it. yes i mean my chicken, don't
worry sam dog, it's kosher, well i changed my mind,
i'll goto your house and poke her, with my dick, i'll
make it slick, like me, slick sam, yo, i told you
already, i don't eat no ham, not even spam, your mom
gave it to me and i said yes mam, she said look sam,
this ain't right, everynight i get into a fist fight,
and it just ain't right. will you stand up for me and
fight? i said hell no, you ain't nothing but a bitch
ass hoe. i don't like you no mo, just open your mouth
and blow me, like the slut that you are, do you hear me
so far? i told you this is lame, don't even try to
blame, me, cuz it's not my fault that your guility. go
take a shower, your filthy. what ain't got no water,
here use mine, cuz in the end we still friends, we can
share, but only i get to fuck her, there..and pull her
hair, you want sloppy seconds, well then it's all
yours, she's a whore, fuck her some more, call up danny
and we'll take her there, fuck her everywhere, just
tell her to bring some friends, we'll fuck them till
the end, of time, and shit this stuff still rhymes.
wow i'm fuckin good, no wonder, i grew up with siavash
in inglewood. she's not wearing a bra, thats what i told you i saw, she's a
slut, i swear i saw her fuckin a mut. yes thats a dog, she
grabed it's dick and started fucking like it was a
hog. she was a hoe, i can't even watch that shit no
mo. call the sheepman, ok danny..whats the plan? can
we please end this now, cuz if we don't i dunno i'm
not going to goto class somehow, and i'll get screwed,
but it's ok, cuz life is a lesson, you'll learn it
when your threw. aight you? you got it, come over
here, lick on jelly's kir, no not you, i wouldn't
screw you if it was only me and you, thats it, this
rap is through
Whats up NOW SAM DOG! :)
-SaM JeLLY
The Days of Pimpness
Posted Monday, September 24, 2001 by Sam
Dog
On the first day of pimpness
Yo mama gave to me
One blow job
While on her knees
On the second day of pimpness
Yo mama gave to me
Two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
On the third day of pimpness
I gave to your mama
Three titi-fuckings
She gave me two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
On the fourth day of pimpness
I gave to your mama
Four butt-fuckings
Three titi-fuckings
She gave me two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
On the fifth day of pimpness
I gave to your mama
Five 69ers
Four butt-fuckings
Three titi-fuckings
She gave me two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
On the sixth day of pimpness
I gave to your mama
Six missionary's
Five 69ers
Four butt-fuckings
Three titi-fuckings
She gave me two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
On the seventh day of pimpness
I hade to flake
I had to rest on the sabath, had to give to ho a break
On the eight day of pimpness
I threw your mama out the door
After all she was only just a ho
I had my fun and i took her money
But I wasn't gonna make her my honey
But before i let the slut leave
I had to give her
Six missionary's
Five 69ers
Four butt-fuckings
Three titi-fuckings
She gave me two hand jobs
And one blow job
While on her knees
Have a Merry Pimpness and Happy New Kir!!!
From Samdog!!!
Twas the night before Sam Dog Goes Down..
Posted Saturday, September 22, 2001 by Sam
when all thru the house,
the cat, with hot pokers, was chasing the mouse
yo momma was hung by the chimney with care
with hopes that the teletubbies soon would be there
With ma in her handcuffs and me in my hood
There were to be spankings and they would be good!
A hairbrush? Belt? Coathanger? Which tool should I choose?
I grabbed one at random and had no time to lose.
Crack went the hairbrush on Mama's round cheeks
as she moaned and she squealed between her sharp squeeks.
The result of the spanking with every new blow
gave a luster of mid-day to her butt below.
I stopped all at once, interrupted by noise
which sounded as if someone dropped a bag of cheaply made toys.
From under the pillow I got my Smith-Wesson,
and crept down the stairs to teach some fool a lesson.
When what to my wandering eye should appear...
but a skinny lil' geek (who was drinking my beer).
His suit was ill fitting; definately from off of the rack
and his hair cut looked like it had been done by a lawnmower on crack!
He was thin and cruel and had glasses like plates.
I knew in a flash that it must be Bill Gates!
Then someone smacked me on the head for thinking such stuff
so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my snuff!
I knew it was you, I said to the geek.
You mustn’t be here, you’re a damned freak.
"Hey look at this", said Gates with a sneer.
He peed on my couch and finished his beer.
"I’m Santa this year," he did declare.
"I’m in control! I’m not a square!"
"You see now, I’m the brainy one here,"
I saw him reach out for another frosty beer.
"I NEED to do this! My reputation is crap!
I need to be loved - beat this Anti-trust rap!"
I handled my gun while Gates he did sass.
I wanted to plug a few caps in his ass.
"Santa's workshop is new and improved", he assured me that was not blarney,
"So check out the interactive MicroSoft Barney!"
"It sings and it laughs and tells stories...it talks to your to kids!
It can do this all day without flipping its lid!
And at night when the kids are sleeping and the moon wanes and it waxes,
this E- Barney will balance your checkbook and do up your taxes.
"And with the MS plus pack,"Gates said while his eyes twinkled like stars,
"It'll do the dishes, the yardwork and wash and wax both your cars!"
And with a wave he pulled out the Purple electric Barney and with a flick of the
switch,
the thing came to life, opening its eyes and began to smile and twitch!
But then 'Lectric Barney began to puff smoke,
and latched on the hand of that stoopid Gates bloke!
Just then the real Santa walked in the door,
and shouted "THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!!
he lifted his coat and around his thin belly,
a belt made of dynamite & a tubby of tele!
all the children were nestled all snug in their beds,
with hopes that Jack Nicholson soon would be there
some people were drinking & some were not drunk,
and who was that man with the crack pipe? A Monk!
as the whole lot of them left in padded white trucks,
I exclaimed "what a bunch of looney fornicate-ups"
Then a nuclear warhead appeared in to site,
and blew away earth like it was candle light.
*the end*
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!!!
Posted Thursday, September 20, 2001 by
Sam Dog
WHAT THE HELL ... JELLY STILL NOT WRITING
I TOLD HIM THAT MY CRAZY ASS RHYMES ARE FRIGHTNING
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAREFUL, NOT MESS WITH THE DOG
HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY DICK IS AS BIG AS A LOG
SAMDOG ... I'M ABOUT TO FINISH YOU
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ANYTHING LEFT FOR THE PAY-PER-VIEW
I LIKE TO RHYME SLOW AND PIMPY
UNLIKE YOUR NERVOUS, SCARED RHYMES ( REALLY WHIMPY )
JELLY MAN ... WHY YOU ALWAYS RUSHING
IS THIS THE WAY THAT YOU ASS BE FUCKING
ITS A KNOWN FACT THAT BITCHES LIKE IT NICE AND SLOW
YOUR GOING TO FAST ... YOU ONE MINUTE HO
I THINK YOU KNOW
THAT YOUR RHYMES GAVE ME A BLOW
AND WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK OF HAM ... YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS KOSHER
WHEN THEY SAY THIS BLESSED DICK ... THEY AUTOMATICALLY BEND OVER
LET ME RUN ALL OVER
STICK IT IN AND PLAY
GOTTA RIP THEY ASSES OPEN ... AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
SO SAMDOG ... I'LL BE COMING BACK FOR YOU
I'M WAITING FOR A REPLY ... SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS FOO
TILL THEN ... I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME
TO DEDICATE TO JOHN KING SOME OF THESE RHYMES
JOHN KING THE BIG PIMP ... HEAD HONCHO
ALL THE BITCHES KNOW HIM CAUSE HE SO MACHOO
DAMN!!! ALWAYS WITH A HONEY
DRIVES A BENZ .. .AND HE GOT LOTS OF MONEY
JOHN WILL BE BRINGING YOU THE MAIN EVENT
WHERE SAMDOG WILL PIMP AND DEFEND
HIS RAPPING TITLE, PROCLAIM MY LEGACY
WHILE ALL THESE HO'S SCREAM "SAMDOG PUT THAT DICK IN ME"
ONCE AGAIN ... RAJU ABJU HAS BEEN GRACED
WITH A TOUCH OF SAMDOG'S LYRICAL MADNESS
AND NOW MY PLAYA'S AND BITCHES, TILL THE NEXT EPISODE
I'M GONNA GO PIMP SOME MORE OF THESE HO'S!!!
I TAKE YOU ALL DOWN BITCHES!
Posted Saturday, February 9, 2002 by
RajuAbju
MASTERBATERS, MOUNT UP!
It was a lonely black night, a sexless white moon
Samdog was in the streets, trying to get laid
Some pussy for his dick, so walk and find a chick
Rollin in Danfag's ride, chillin with Elat
Just hit the back side from the front to the back
On a mission tryin to find Mr. Sam Jelly
Seen a car full of girls, aint no need to tweak
All you sluts know whats up with this sexless homie
So I hooked select, downlow with Sia
Some bitches shootin dice so I said lets do this
Samdog jumped out the ride, said whats up
Some niggas pulled a trickeration so he said I'm stuck
Since girls peepin me, I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Why dont you pick some better things than these horny tricks
I see my homie Nickfag and some mexicans all in this mix
I'm gettin raped, I'm jacking off myself, I cant believe they takin Danny's
wealth
They took my sheep, they took my favorite goat
I looked at the brotha and said damn whats next
They got my homie hemmed up and they all around
Lookin to Siavaaaaaaaaaash for some penetration
They wanna come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap-on and lay them bustas down
They got bulls to my ass, I think I'm gettin raped
I cant believe this happin on my own farm
If I had horses I would ride, Let me contemplate
I glance through the barn window and I see my homie John
16 billion sperm in his cock, and 1 in his hole
Johnfag is about to make some bodies go cold
Now they droppin and yellin, its a tad bit late
Johnfag and Sam Dog gots to regulate
I laid all them sheep down I let my cock explode
Now I'm switchin my mind back in to fuck mode
if you want butt nekkid bitches sit back and observe
I just left a gang of bitches over there on the curb
Now Jelly gots the freaks and thats a known fact
before I gots jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause you know Jelly and Me, the Danny to the G
Just like I thought, they were in the same spot, the sheep were in need of some
desperate help
But Sam Jelly and the Danfag were in need of something else
One of dem sheep was sexy as hell, I said oo I like your fur
She said my wagon is broke down and you seem real nice, would you let me ride
I got a car full of sheep and its goin real swell, the next stop is the Barnyard
motel
I'm freaking into a whole new era, Johnfag step to this I dare ya
Fuck, on a whole new level
The women are sheep and sheep are the women
Fur, hooves, we fuck, anally, where sheep are life, and life is all about sheep
if you fuck like I fuck, you dont wanna bend over to this
Its the Danfag era, funked out with a barnyard twist
if you rape like i rape, then you always bustin out cum like everyday
And if your pussy is warm enough, danfag will penetrate
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH JELLY MAN
Posted Thursday, September 20, 2001 by
Sam Dog
somebody please pour out some liquor for jelly man
i'm gonna break his weak rhumes in two ... that's my plan
what the hell did you just call those lyrics
sounded like a faggit sucking on three dicks
At the same time ... you got no flow
Jelly you rap like a ho
Still no passion, still no commitment
Jelly man i thought you gon pimp it
You dropped the ball ... you lost the title
You got to step back .. and welcome the arrival
Of Samdog ... king with a phat dick
An all nighter man ... unlike you ... you make me sick
Your rhymes sound like they got fucked in the ass
By me ... true pimp ... and i did with class
Killing the competition ... that i never pass
Fucking these ho's real good ... and getting lots of cash
Jelly ... welcome to Sam's school of pain
Where I stick my dick in your mouth ... and penetrate to your brain
First lesson of the day ... Samdog can't be beat
Sit down ... take some notes ... oh yeah and brush your teeth
Cause these rhymes so sweet they give you tooth decay
Your rapping days are over that's all i got to say
I got to go to class now ... i'll be back at 3
And i'll keep pimpin you out for all the bitches to see
Your raps sound ancient ... man we need some new shit
Keep fucking with my rhymes .. and i'll stick it in your clit
Much love to Jelly man ... keep pimpin the ho's
Cause when it comes to rapping you got no hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER CLASSIC
Posted Friday, February 8, 2002 by Sam Dog
I met this bitch at a bar
We both just started drinking really fucking hard
I grabbed this bitch and took her to my house
We begun to fuck right on the couch
took the scene into the bed
I lay down and got some head
I penetrated and begun to cum
Fogot to wear a condom, im so dumb
Cause now the bitch has a fucking baby
Now i have to marry her and make her my lady
Got to pay child support for the bastard
I'm going into debt faster and faster
Got no money and got no car
Cant escape can't get very fucking far
Tried robbing a bank but I got caught
When I tried to escape, my ass got shot
but i also shot back and killed the cop
but there was another cop and i got popped
now the judge sentenced me to life
at least I won't have to see my wife
My life really sucks, this shit ain't right
in my jail cell, with anal pressure every night
where the fuck did i go wrong
just wanted some bitch to fuck my ding dong
G-d why did i deserve this fate
all i wanted from you was to get laid
moral of the story: one who forget condom, get anal pressure :0 ahhhhhhhhhh
Round 3: BRING IT ON!
Posted Thursday, September 20, 2001 by
Sam
i'm not even drunk
bitch, you just got punked
bring that shit here,
don't forget my beer
dear,
my-oh-my
did i just say goodbye?
where's his kir?
it's not overhere
bring it back
hay where's mac?
i like to smack
my bitchs around
stick it in dey holes
not lookin like a clown
i know what i'm doin
i know how i'm screwin
like da pro dat i am
my name is SAM
don't you ever forget
i don't eat no ham
are you ready for dis shit
you about to hear?
bust out my 12 inch kir
make those hoes lick
till dey can't lick no mo
wow, dat bitch sux like a pro
well sam dog, it's come to dis
do you really fuck girls?
or just your left and right fists?
i know i'm bad, don't get too mad
cuz when you break it down with a pro
you know you gotz to go.
Round 2: Fight!
Posted Wednesday, September 19, 2001 by Sam
i've been workin all year, on these lyrics you hear
you've been wacked, just got smacked
brought the Sam Jelly Back, To the Old School,
where's Mack 10
he must be out back, fuckin those nasty ass hen
you can't fuck with me, and my lyrics you see,
you just try to be, like me, the SAM-IE
but you can't, because you don't see what i see
i ain't no refugee, no FOB,
i'm the top dog, i fuck all the right pussy catz,
but first, i take off my hat, and get ready for me to swing my 12" bat.
cuz when it comes down to it, all i wanna do is screw it,
hard. i ain't no retard, i know where you been,
i know you like to sin
i know you bitchs think im thin, and i can't break it down
but lemme tell you this, when i'm gunna fuck, i'mma fuck all night
when i'm fucking that pussy, it's gotta be tight,
you might think i'm weak, but i got all the might,
you wanna break this shit down? start a fight? i got no problems wit your hoes
cuz they all know where the pimps at, he's always rollin around on his dubs, in
his fat
silver cat. thats my car, for all ya that don't know
thats the baby that brings in da hoes
they like to give blows,
but not in the car, she's worth more then ya are
so by far, i've broken it down
bitch. you just got clowned bitch,
so give me the crown, cuz i'm the number one mac
give it to me before you get yet another bitch smacked
by the one and only Mac. SaM,
and for all ya playaz out there, i don't like green eggs and ham,
if you fat, i won't even bother pullin out my bat,
cuz i don't like those hoes, they think they all pros
but they just bitchs, bring your friends,
i won't even make them bend
i'll just bust out my dick
and make them lick
how you like that big stick?
in da end, we all dead men,
it's how you go, fast or slow,
you like that hoe? i got 20 mo,
bust dat bitch's cherry on da flow
you can't mess wit me yo,
my style is psycho
my raps a tri-fold
if you dont know
now you know
Sam Dog.
this be a motherfucking challenge
Posted Wednesday, September 19, 2001 by
Sam Dog
To all my pimps and playa's out there
You can't stop Samdog .... even if you dare
This challenge goes out to that pimp Sam Jelly
I'll eat your rhymes for lunch ... get in my belly
Your rhymes is good G ... but you need some practice
When it comes to rapping leave it to the master
blows and ho's ... that's some good shit
but you never rap about putting your dick between their tits
you gotta rap with a passion, make it sound tight
That's why Samdog always makes it feel aight
I'll even challenge that fool matin
thinking he can rhyme ... hey mack where the f*** you been
i have a sudden urge to rip apart the competition
So to all the wana be rappers out there ... i hope you listen
Can't mess with this lyrical madness
and my cock ... can't fuck with the phatness
So to Samdog ...you know its on my brother
If you gonna beat me ... you best be rapping a little harder
And to all the ho's come get your dick-ner
Sperm is good for diets .. and it makes you go thinner
Wana represent for raju abju
He the biggest pimp in town ... hey i thought you knew ....!!!!!
RaPz Posted
Wednesday, September 19, 2001 by Sam
Are You Ready 2 Rumble? Here Goes:
too bad i can't find my beer, it's just me, as i lay here, sorry i'm borred,
can't bother but post whore, i'm depressed, got my heart ripped from my chest,
nothing to do, no bitches to screw, hay you, what do you do? where do you go?
hay you ho, yo! lets play a game, shit this must be lame..fuck this, who can i
look and blame? The bitch that just came, from the end, it's ok bring a
friend..i'll give you a lick, you give me a suck, and off we go, ready to fuck.
this is the end, of my story my friend, until my hoes give me more blows, call
me on da phone, and get ready to bone.
just got home, where's my bone, can't find it..where's my bitch, i got a little
itch, come and scratch, don't be a bizatch, you like to lick, come suck my di*K,
bring your friend, is ain't gunna end, i lost your number, i'll go get another,
call me on da phone, your only home alone, i'll bring my buddies, you bring your
hunnies, we'll fuck like bunnys, i got some money, what you think you funny?
i'll use my computer, and make you look cute'r, we'll shoot a movie, and put it
on tv. i'll lick you up, you lick me down, i'll smoke you out, you put out.
thats the end, of this story my friend, when your high, you don't think you'll
die, but thats a lie. it can happen, just ask my friend devin, we was so high,
he though he could fly, so he jumped out the car, and landed far, we couldn't
find him, i think we were blind then, because he was right there, with his foot
in the air, and his wack ass hair. we took him home, he wanted to bone, so we
left him alone and let him find his own. he wasn't getting none, so he ran
towards the sun, he looked up high, and then he died.
Philosophy of this dick
Posted Wednesday, September 19, 2001 by
Sam Dog
A bitch is a bitch, and a ho is a ho
If Samdog fuck a bitch, you know he getting dough
If you money hungry, if you a gold digger
Cum over here and fuck this eight figure jigger
First thing i'll do is stick my dick in your mouth
Let you roam in the dirty dirty south
Suck this dick real hard, suck it real good
I treat this ho's like a real pimp should
Ho's treat my dick like spaghetti
They slurp it in and it rolls down their throat like jelly
The next item on the motherfucking menu
Is this big phat dick coming in and out of you
I ain't black but the bitches always think I am
I got this big humongous cock that makes em scream "Ahh Dam"
I'm just a horny Jew
Trying to stick my dick in you
Now i'm coming in and out of you like a choo-choo train
In one night we'll fuck so many times ... you'll think i'm insane
Cause there ain't no limit to this sperm
You can't compare my PYTHON to your man's fucking worm
After I fuck you about 30 or 40 times
I hit you with some chickie chikie and some more rhymes
Your ass looks real bootylicous so i'll turn you over
Make the booty hurt, make you bark like rover
Bitch damn!!!! you got some tig bitties
I'll suck those tasty nipples like those motherfucking ninies
Bitch did you know my lucky number is 69
Now turn over and picture our heads inbetween each other's thighs
You sucking me .... i'm sucking you
A little taste for me ... little taste for you
Wana take it to the shower ... so i'll give you a scrubbing
Suck my dick spick and span ... i don't wana hear no talking
Scrub that dick ... and rub on them balls
Then i'll spread your legs open and dick your halls
And after its all said and done ... you think that's the end
I'm a infinity man ... we'll be doing this again and again
Your a disgrace to bitches, didn't even make it to round 2
Hit the sacks ho, after all i did fuck you real crazy like a fool
Now in the morning , stupid slut don't think that we together
Sam dog stay with one slut .. well i never
I just go around giving sex to these dumb sluts
Getting crazy blows and sticking my dick in their cunts
Sit down on the couch ... smoke some blunts, drink some whisky
And before i pass out ..best believe i'll do some chickie chickie
And that's my story, for more info ask raju abju
If anybody jacks these crazy rhymes, we'll have to fucking sue
So if intersted , ( and i know you is )
email bdplaya@hotmail.com ... cause that's where big dick is!!!!!
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